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on wednesday went to lavendar to make a new passport... on the way, took bus and dis uncle sat beside me... stoopid lah! his crotch so big or wad? his leg like so widely spread and so i have to squeeze to one side...den he started talking to my mum for i dunno wad reason... lets namehim big crotch uncle or BCU for short.

BCU: do u noe whether dis bus stops at SGH?
mum: im not too sure coz we r droobing at tanah merah.
person in front of me: yes it does...
BCU: oh thank you!
mum: so it stops at SGH?
BCU: yeah... im not too familiar wif taking buses coz my license juz expired...
mum: oh really? (looking not too interested)
BCU: oh yes... i used to take taxi but it was too expensive...
mum: ya
BCU: i tink the bus service now is much better than 20 years ago... (keeps comparing the bus service now and 20 years ago for the next 2 mins)
mum: ya ya..
BCU: im going to SGH to settle a problem... k i tell u now, if a father commits a crime and dies, his children shud not be at fault rite? its juz morally wrong..(keeps blabbering) i have scolded MPs in their faces coz of the things happening are wrong and they have done nothing abt it... now dey very angry at me...
mum: sure sure...
by this time it was our stop and my mum seemed to like hurriedly wanna get down from the bus...
mum said to me: nasib baik tak lamer sangat kat bas, kalau tak entah ape lagi dier nak cakap...
(translation: thank god the bus trip wasnt too long, if not, dunno wad more he wanna say)

yesterday went to orchard isetan wif mum coz there was dis private sale dat started at 830... as w predicted, there was a long line filled with tat tais, ang mohs, indonesian maids wif baby strollers and fake rich bitches who carry probably fake Louis Vuitton bags... and also some aunties who cut queues... it didnt take us too long to get in and we already sa ppl who were already leaving after paying for the stuff they bought... that time it was only 837!!!! how can ppl shop for 7 freakin minutes??? nvm dem lah... den we straight away went to the COACH depatment coz my mum wanted to buy her 'dream bag'... so she spent wad seemed like hours there to choose her bag while i stood at the side witnessing aunties fighting over coach pouches that were on sale... its sad to see these one expensive pouches being thrown around anymore coz rich tai tais duwwa dem and instead they have to go home wif aunties... after purchasing her bag, i dragged mum to the adidas department where she bought for me a brown and turqoise vintage bag... really loike it!!!!

den went to bedok interchange food court where i bought my favourite fried chicken rice!! i tell you its like seriously the best fried chicken rice in the world!!!!!!!!! and best of all it doesnt have much veggies!!!! den took the bus home wen my mum went to work... sat on the bus watching maggi and me.... quite boring actually...