RUN DEVIL RUN

food and shit

Saturday, 9 May 2009 @ 18:26

so after countless exam papers,

today was a day of relaxation for me.

and by relaxation, i mean totally switch off my brain.

coz ive been thinking to much.

and my brain totally shut down today.

so, went to JB wif family today coz needed to do massive shopping.

and on the way there, blasted music thru phone, in the car.

and i wasnt even listening coz my brain was off u see.

den suddenly i thought of something, and i asked myself.

so, here was the conversation i had in my brain:

brain: omg how do ppl gain weight?

does the air we breathe enter our body and stay there,

and thus, our fats are made up of air?

eh no, we eat....

im not kidding u guys!!! for a solid 30 secs, i forgot that ppl eat!!!!!!

this shows that my brain is totally failing on me!

ANW, at this certain toilet in JB,

i opened a toilet bowl cover

and was horrified to see this massive loooong piece of yellow shit!!!!

it was huge!!!!!!

it didnt even look like shit!!!!!

it looked like a disgusting huge man's private part!!!!!

yes it did!!!!

and it took a whole 3 times of flushing to get rid of it!!!!!

sorry if i grossed ppl out.

but i dont care.

bye.

ps. im sick (maybe khinzir flu)